Introducing Studentz Academy Blog :)
Hey there, future dropout-turned-CEO (or at least, that’s what you tell your parents when they ask about your grades).
If you’re reading this, you’re probably:
✅ Supposed to be studying right now (but let’s be real, you’re doomscrolling instead)
✅ Running on a concerning mix of dining hall coffee, Adderall, and sheer willpower
✅ Wondering how your roommate can sleep through fire alarms but wakes up the second you open a bag of chips
Well, congrats—you’ve found your people.
What This Blog Is (And What It’s Definitely Not)
This IS:
🍕 Your new favorite place for unfiltered college survival tactics (tested by me, a professional procrastinator)
📚 Actually useful advice—not that "just use a planner!" nonsense your academic advisor spews
😂 Dark humor to make you laugh instead of cry (though we support both)
🛠️ Updates on tools & products I’m building to make your student life less of a disaster
This IS NOT:
❌ Another "hustle culture" scam (no, you don’t need to wake up at 4 AM to be successful)
❌ Sugarcoated fluff ("Follow your dreams!" —cool, but how do I pass chem first?)
❌ A boring newsletter (if I send emails, they’ll be funny or die trying)
What You’ll Find Here
1. College Hacks for the Chronically Overwhelmed
How to turn a 2 AM panic session into a semi-decent essay
Dorm cooking that won’t give you salmonella (probably)
The art of looking productive when you’ve done nothing all day
2. Career & Money Stuff That Doesn’t Suck
Side hustles that pay better than your soul-crushing campus job
How to network without being a suck-up (a skill I’m still mastering)
Resume tricks to hide the fact your only experience is "professional nap-taker"
3. Mental Health for the Semi-Functional
How to handle burnout before you become a campus cryptid
Making friends when you’re socially awkward (or just hate people)
Adulting 101 (aka "How to Do Laundry Without Turning Everything Pink")
4. Updates on Stuff The Team Is Building for You
We are not just ranting into the void—we’re also creating new services, supporting more subjects, and growing our team to help you:
📅 Actually manage your time (without losing your mind)
💰 Make money as a student (legally, preferably)
📝 Survive group projects (because your teammates sure won’t help)
First up? A free Notion template to organize your chaotic student life (coming soon).
Why Trust Us?
Because we’re just like you—except we’ve made all the mistakes first, so you don’t have to.
We’ve:
✏️ Bullshitted my way through essays (and still got A’s)
💸 Wasted money on dumb scams (so you can learn from my pain)
🤡 Embarrassed myself in every possible way (for your entertainment)
Now, we’re here to help you suffer less—with a side of sarcasm.
What’s Coming Next
Expect posts on:
🎒 Time management for people who hate schedules
💰 Getting paid to do weird (but legal) stuff
😴 How to function on 4 hours of sleep (because let’s be real, you’re not fixing your sleep schedule)
Plus, exclusive updates on:
New services we’re offering
The launch of every academic year ( Our services are seasonal)
Your Turn
What’s your biggest college struggle?
Fake-smiling through group projects?
Pretending to care about 8 AM classes?
Finding the will to live after midterms?
